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Aliens Land at Blanco High School!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 • Posted March 3, 2009

Saturday, 6:00pm - Local and national news teams congregated on this small Texas town after locals described a “mile long” spaceship had landed near the high school baseball field and several tall blue-hued anthropoids emerged to walk among the startled townspeople.

Local student Ima Starr exclaimed, “The aliens walked around the field and circled around the bicycle rack.

They chanted something like - ‘Weeee love Blue Bikes’ over and over and over. I tried riding one of the bikes and whew! - I’ve never been able to ride a wheelie so far in my life!”

Unfortunately, all film and voice recordings were mysteriously erased by some unknown phenomenon.

The Gnomes of the Blanco Blue Bicycle program say that donor bikes can be left by the south gate of the 2nd and Cherry maintenance yard for recycling.

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